- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Rocky was very dissappointed when the Furka Oberalp Bahn changed its name.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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Mad Doug Biker
Master of disaster!
- Location
- Craggy Island
Yep, the old 'F**k Off bahn' (FO) is now the 'MGB', after merging with the 'BVZ'.
Anyway, Speicher still giggles like a schoolgirl at the 'FART' bahn.
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- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Doug knows that I was going to mention the Fart buses of the Ticino region of Italy.
Mad Doug Biker
Master of disaster!
- Location
- Craggy Island
Speicher knows the boat services on Lake Ticino are known as the 'Wet Fahrts'.
Rocky
Hello decadence
Doug is well known for his weather forecasting and his knowledge of German folklore. Many a time when asked if we need to take an umbrella, Doug has replied: "Wenn der Hahn kräht auf dem Mist, dann ändert sich das Wetter, oder es bleibt wie es ist.”
(If the rooster crows on a heap of dung, the weather will either change or remain the same).
That's pretty profound, Doug.
(If the rooster crows on a heap of dung, the weather will either change or remain the same).
That's pretty profound, Doug.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
German would be Rocky's second language if he could ever master his first (English).
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
26 was the man who discovered that "Top Gun" has the atmosphere of a gay porno when you select German dubbing.
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
Roger watches loads of French art films with the subtitles off hoping to learn the language.
So far he can identify "Bonjour" but can never remember if it means "give me a fag" or " give me a kiss" as those are the two actions that always follow.
So far he can identify "Bonjour" but can never remember if it means "give me a fag" or " give me a kiss" as those are the two actions that always follow.
Moon bunny
Judging your grammar
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
You should paint the plasturd with fish paste and take a photograph of the cat licking it.
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
Moon Bunny has a weird sense of humour!
Oh, that's not a lie.
MB is going to make her fortune selling plastic snot.
Oh, that's not a lie.
MB is going to make her fortune selling plastic snot.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Rocky went to school once.
He wasn't allowed back for a second attempt
He wasn't allowed back for a second attempt
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
Tbt was home schooled.
He liked school so much he made it his home. His parents were relieved.
He liked school so much he made it his home. His parents were relieved.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
At school Uppers learned to count his chickens before they hatched
Moon bunny
Judging your grammar
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
While 26x25 leaped before he looked. It wasn’t pretty.
