Sadly Doug got kicked out of the Scottish secret cooking society. Apparently he spilled the beans.
MDB doesn't make a sentence (no verb you see). He's served a few for bad grammar though.
Doug thinks that prison is one word but if he speaks to that arch criminal 26, he'll find it's a whole sentence.
Doug was walking by a prison today when he saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When the short man hit the ground and sneered at Doug, Doug replied “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
MDB doesn't make a sentence (no verb you see). He's served a few for bad grammar though.