Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

Nora Batty is Speicher's style guru.

 

[Rocky]

Steph: “These orthodox shoes are great.”

Wife: “It’s ‘orthopaedic’ shoes.”

Steph: “I stand corrected.”

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Steph: “These orthodox shoes are great.”

Wife: “It’s ‘orthopaedic’ shoes.”

Steph: “I stand corrected.”

Rocky is getting his walking shoes on for a 5 day sponsored trek along the Cambrian coast.

He hopes to cover himself in (1072) Western Glory for his charity!

 

[Rocky]

Doug has already been out walking on the Cambrian coastal path this morning. Amazingly he saw 100 rabbits walking backwards.

He thinks it’s a receding hare line.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has already been out walking on the Cambrian coastal path this morning. Amazingly he saw 100 rabbits walking backwards.

He thinks it’s a receding hare line.

Rockay knows that was a bad joke, bet he doesn't care, in fact, he's showing barefaced... Headed, sorry, defiance at it!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB likes fun in the sun with a pun playing with his son who is eating a bun. But he finds rhyming difficult

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB likes fun in the sun with a pun playing with his son who is eating a bun. But he finds rhyming difficult

I have a kid?
Poor sod!

TBT knows that this forum is all I have in life!

 

[accountantpete]

Not being tech savvy, Mad Doug actually posts his lies Royal Mail first Class which costs him £384.03 per week.

 

[Rocky]

Pete surprised the postman today by coming to the door naked.

Pete doesn’t know what shocked him more, that Pete was naked or that Pete knew where he lived.

 

[Moon bunny]

Rocky never recycles my jokes from the “Know any good jokes thread”.

 

[Moon bunny]

And another thing about Rocky is that his forum password is just a string of filthy, disgusting words, with a 1 tacked on the end. I‘m shocked and disgusted at you , Rocky.

 

[First Aspect]

Moon bunny has a police caution for mooning a bunny. She didn't press charges.

 

[Drago]

First Aspect was under suspicion of the JFK assassination, but their claimed alibi of being treated by a vet for explosive diarrhea was found to be genuine.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

First Aspect was under suspicion of the JFK assassination, but their claimed alibi of being treated by a vet for explosive diarrhea was found to be genuine.

Drago was the main reason behind this most informative Japanese public information film:


View: https://youtu.be/CKjaFG4YN6g?si=hhWI0WhsuuYqkC6Z

 

[postman]

MDB has been banned from flying to Japan since January after he was heard by a neighbour saying there is a nip in the air today.