Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
MDB once lost to Hurricane Higgins in an arm wrestling competition. As a forfeit he had to spend a year a viking helmet with "gimp" painted on the front.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
- Start date
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accountantpete
OAP
Drago's NHS records reveal that he was once clinically diagnosed as being snooker loopy
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
ACP has 'blue balls'.
accountantpete
OAP
Mad Doug has just arrived in Cleethorpes for the Jeff Bezos wedding.
Hover Fly
He, him, his
- Location
- Besides the lake, beneath the trees
AccountantPete always carries a yellow plastic bucket in which is Cornelia, his emotional support terrapin.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Being from Wimbledon and being a MASSIVE tennis fan, when Post(wo)man finally has his sex change operation later this week, he... She... Wants, to be known as 'Annette' from that day forwards!
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- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
MDB gets very vocal when he is watching tennis. His neighbours complain about the racquet he makes.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Speicher wants to go to Wimbledon so she can get some 'Juice and Love'.
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twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
postie's balls have seen better days. Mrs postie says his service isn't what it was.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
After the sex change, all service will be withdrawn.
Anyway, TBT can't remember when he last saw his, due to his beer belly
