Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Tosh had to leave his post as organist at St Cuthbert's Church. Whilst trying to teach the Verger to play the keyboard one day he tried to demonstrate the five finger shuffle.

 

[wildjetskier]

TVC uses the two finger shuffle, more of a pinch really, his new catchphrase is " A pinch a day helps you work rest and play"

 

[accountantpete]

WJS by way of variety is an aficionado of the finger and thumb run.

I presume we are still talking keyboards...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP spent many a busy night as cabin boy aboard the S.S. Venus

Whereas Colly was once the ship's dog on the International Scientific Explorative Endeavour Ship Uranus, Or the ISEES Uranus for short.

He met Stephen Zizzou you know.

WJS by way of variety is an aficionado of the finger and thumb run.

I presume we are still talking keyboards...

ACP just uses a single finger

 

[Speicher]

MBD has a spare key. It fits the front door of the flat of a miner.




(A minor)

 

[Rapples]

Speicher has the world's largest collection of G Strings

 

[TVC]

Rapples has a massive collection of womens underwear.... moon shine, washing line....

 

[Angelfishsolo]

TVC is addicted to the smell of belly buttons.

 

[TVC]

AFS is contributing editor of Nipple Clamp Monthly.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

AFS is contributing editor of Nipple Clamp Monthly.

You are supposed to post Lies


TVC is forever submitting photos to Nipple Clamp Monthly but they are just not up to scratch

 

[accountantpete]

AFS is a member of the Scammell Nut Social Club.

 

[Archie_tect]

Worryingly TVC knew that...

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Archie_tect has a phobia of technical drawings.

 

[Rapples]

AFS has a blueprint, he hides it under his bed with all his blue movies

 

[TVC]

Rapples sells packs of illegal playing cards with dirty pictures on them. He's a dealer.