Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rapples]

Mrs Andy R has a cunning stunt she likes to show off at garden parties, it's the last time she's ever getting invited to Buckingham Palace

 

[Andy_R]

Mrs Rapples doesn't let Mr R out of the house nowadays, not after the incident with the goat and the belt sander.....apparently it made the newsreader's eyes water.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Andy R's habit of singing Sex Pistol songs at the top of his voice, while po-going for all his worth, soon got him banned from the local gym.....well, the gym's communal showers to be precise.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Tosh's all time favourite song is 'Julie The Schoolie', closely followed by 'Nagasaki Sauce' and various others too.







*Jeez, I haven't heard those Boddingtons things in YEARS!*

 

[wildjetskier]

MDB's favourite song is "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny yellow polka dot bikini", that's his favourite one, he is also partial to the pink one with matching bikini top. MDB is a 52 FF, he is always seen at 0545 admiring his ample cups in the mirror whilst singing Itsy Bitsy

 

[TVC]

WJS knows the story in Ballamory.

 

[Rapples]

So does TVC, oh the fun he has at Archie's all night parties. You know Archie really believes he invented it

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rapples and his two brothers, Dapples and the slightly less fortunate Pimples, were the original inspiration for the Snap, Crackle and Pop characters.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshy actually lives in Hungerford where he is the resident Tuttiman charged with looking after Nosegays.

 

[Hover Fly]

Beancounter Pete sits outside Paris Gare de Nord in crumpled white tie and topper, telling anyone who gets too near about how he gives sartorial advice to various world leaders.





(At least I think it was him.)

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Hoverfly tells the ladies that he's on covert work for MI6, and that they are not to be fooled by his deliberately unkempt and somewhat slovenly appearance.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh's passport application was rejected because the Foreign Office were worried that his photo would cause a diplomatic incident.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG caused a diplomatic incident once, when he stood underneath the Arc de Triomphe, and pontificated in his loudest voice as to why Cheddar was the King of all Cheeses, and that the French simply did not have a single variety to compare. He was starting the Henry V speech before Harfleur, when the Gendarmes dragged him away....."once more unto the breach.......Cheddar forever!"

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh considers himself a connoisseur of fine cheeses as he will never go for the "dairy lea" when there is "laughing cow" on offer.

 

[accountantpete]

CG ignores the cave aged cheddars in favour of proper rubbery cheese like Seriously Strong.