Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mr Phoebus]

TBM still has the horn for Ena Sharples.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mr P, the jam in the about to be announced sexy love nest expose, involving Edwina Currie, Carol Thatcher and the "man in the middle of the Edwima and Carol sandwich".

 

[Cheddar George]

Every Sunday Tosh prints out a weeks worth of this thread and goes to confession.

 

[accountantpete]

CG listens to TB for 2 minutes and then tells him to sod off quick as the smart 62 year old young lady from the Bridge Club has just walked in.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

The local priest has fainted on more than 1 occasion listening to CG's confessions.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

....and refuses pointblank to hear anymore of AP's confessions.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh was defrocked ....... he was never a priest, someone just defrocked him.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

CG has just ordered 'Two Girls One Cup' on Blu-Ray.

 

[wildjetskier]

Mr P's only form of communication is with crayons and paper, sometimes he's allowed pencils, not that often mind, cos the meds do wear off quickly

 

[Kleban]

Wildjetskier just announced his candidacy and will be challenging Obama for the Presidency.

 

[accountantpete]

Kleban is co-author of the book Intellectual Stimulus in the 21st Century and is also President of the local Hot-Wheels Appreciation Society.

 

[Andy_R]

AP hasn't been allowed to take the training wheels off his bike yet. It's quite amusing, watching him leaning to the left when he goes right.

 

[Cubist]

Andy R..... well, I'm not saying I believed all I was told, but at least half of it seems plausible......

 

[accountantpete]

The Cube has been assimilated by The Bore - a sideshoot of The Borg but slightly less interesting.

 

[Kleban]

Accoutantpete 'cooked the books' ...