Post a lie about the poster above.

[Wigsie]

Accountantpete has not actually forced me to have nightmares about old men in banana hammocks with his sick post!

 

[Wigsie]

wigsie is the fastest typer on CC

 

[Hover Fly]

Wigsie has had restraining orders put on him by all the tom cats in his home town.

 

[Crackle]

Wigsie is so named for his bizarre collection of toupe's. He doesn't wear them on his head either.

 

[Bigtwin]

Wigsie is posting from a Blackberry having done a choking botty cough in the buffet car...

 

[Wigsie]

Bigtwin and Crackle are stuck inside Hover Fly!

 

[Hover Fly]

Yeeeuurrrgh! Mind soap quick!!!

 

[Bigtwin]

Yeeeuurrrgh! Mind soap quick!!!

Stand still, you're hurting my crotch.

 

[Yellow Fang]

Big Twin was named as Ted Heath's sole heir, after he once replaced the wire in his fusebox when his lights went out.

 

[Dayvo]

Yellow Fang has only got one tooth and it's not white!

 

[Bigtwin]

Dayvo's beard is actually real, but made from reconstructed mingefluff collected from the disguarded comb of Joan River's pubic trimmer..

 

[ComedyPilot]

Big twin isn't mature enough to grow a beard

 

[yorkshiregoth]

Comedy pilot is a KGB assassin

 

[Bigtwin]

comedy pilot doesn't know what he's talking about. Willies. Ha!

 

[Luna Corona]

yorkshiregoth is a natural redhead and comes from Llandudno.