Post a lie about the poster above.

[wildjetskier]

TB has found true love at last. He told me he's in a relationship with a gorgeous twin. How does he tell them apart I hear you ask, that's easy, his sister isn't the one with the beard

 

[colly]

WJS suffers from moosaphobia.

 

[TVC]

Colly is as reliable, fair, and consistent as Italian justice.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Although TVC gave up sumo wrestling a long time ago he still likes to keep his bodyweight above 30 stone.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

3BM isn't a genius.

 

[Cubist]

But even he can work out how that happened

 

[TVC]

Without 3D glasses, Cubist is just a blurry squarist.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC still wears NHS glasses but attempts to disguise this by writing "Oakley" in tippex on them.

 

[Speicher]

ACP recently made a spectacle of himself at the Annual Auditor's dimmer dance.

 

[Monsieur Remings]

Accountant Pete wondered at the outcome of this year's Tour de France.

How did that bloke from The League of Gentlemen manage to win and keep the yellow jersey, he constantly had to ask himself? He should have been busy filming in Royston Vasey...

 

[Mr Phoebus]

MR visits Duisburg quite regularly. I wonder why?

 

[Speicher]

Mr Phoebus has reminded Mr Remings that he needs new glasses.

 

[Speicher]

I am not upset about being ignored.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher starred in The Crying Game

 

[Mr Phoebus]

AP plucked his eyebrows then he was a she.