Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy's boomerang won't come back.

 

[Cheddar George]

accountantpete Toshiba practices his track stands at his local drive thru McDonalds.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Cheddar George's favourite mid-ride snack is a double-cheeseburger....with large fries...natch.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh can't afford proper energy gels so he has to pretend by using sachets of tomato ketchup he has nicked from a motorway service station.

 

[TVC]

George thinks he's a pro rider and chucks his empty drinks bottles into the hedge when out on a ride. It's becoming an expensive habit.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC thinks he's a pro rider and - well I can't tell you what he did whilst still rolling along on Leicester High Street.

 

[Cheddar George]

accountantpete refuses to eat anything that is not served in a musette, don't let him invite you round for Sunday dinner.

 

[Archie_tect]

CG's into Cornish pasties following a week-end with vernon... unfortunately last Friday he ate his daughter's tortoise by mistake.

 

[Cheddar George]

Archie once opened a tortoise shop in Newcastle ........... it was a turtle disaster.

 

[Cubist]

Cheddar George doesn't deserve flogging for that particular gem!

 

[accountantpete]

Talking of gems, Cubist is a midget.

 

[Dayvo]

Talking of Midgets, AP's real name is Morris. No wonder he prefers to be called Acc*unt Pete!

 

[Cubist]

Dayvo is a diminuitive of the norse "Al".

 

[colly]

Dayvo loves a bit of hey nonny no-ing.

 

[TVC]

Colly is a black pudding ninja.