Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cubist]

Overnight purging in freshwater makes Aunty Mort see Uncle Mort in a new light.

 

[Kleban]

Cubist wishes he had invented the Rubik's Cube .....

 

[Cubist]

Kleban is working on a new "Hop2Work" scheme. He is currently locked in fierce debate with HMRC over the residual value of a part-worn left shoe.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Cubist has started using a po-go stick to commute to work.

It puts him in such a good mood, that he finds the experience gets him through the ups and downs of the working day.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Toshiba Boy is a direct descendent of William Archibald Spooner, the bucking fastard.

 

[accountantpete]

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now - it's just threebikemcginty sleeping a hangover away.

 

[Cheddar George]

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now - it's just threebikemcginty sleeping a hangover away.

accountantpete refuses to wear a bustle as he claims they make his arse look big.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Every single time CG puts his lycra shorts on, he asks, "does my bum look big in this"...every bl**dy time!

 

[Fnaar]

TB's arse is so big, it has its own postcode :-)

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort's arse is so big it took 3 days to cross it on horseback.

 

[colly]

TBM is one buttock short of the full set.

 

[Fnaar]

Colly's buttocks have won prizes at agricultural shows.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Fnaar's only got one buttock too, but it's a fuggin' beauty!

 

[Fnaar]

3BM owns Hitler's other ball, and keeps it in a cardboard box secreted under the stage of the Albert Hall.

 

[accountantpete]

Fnaar's privates are on public display - mostly on Friday night after closing time.