Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cubist]

TVC don' wanna be your cheetah, 'cos cheetahs scratch your stuff

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Cubist is forever tying yellow ribbons round things.

 

[Archie_tect]

TB thinks it's Christmas every day.

 

[Cubist]

ACP Toshie misheard the instructions to tie a yellow ribbon etc etc , and now has an enraged primate firmly bound to the oak tree in his front garden.

 

[Archie_tect]

Cubist- the 4th Goodie.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Cubist Archie actually shares 99.98% of his DNA with the Chimpanzee.

 

[Archie_tect]

TB is 0.02% mongoose

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie has traced his family tree back several hundered years, and finds that one particular branch shows he is in fact distantly related to the Dodo.

 

[Cubist]

Toshiba Boy is actually shared heritage Toshiba and Samsung

 

[accountantpete]

Cubist is not envious of Donny Darko's posting record.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP is known to all and sundry as "Acronym Man", and he even has the letters to prove it.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Toshiba boy has a PHD in salad - he's got lettuce after his name.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

3BM is a vegetable wizard. What he can do with a simple turnip is amazing...and quite disturbing.

 

[Cubist]

Whereas what Toshi can do with a hand-crafted swede is actually illegal.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Cubist loves Christmas, especially stuffing the turkey.