Be very careful if you ever meet Rapples, he'll try and tickle your fancy.
Toshiba Boy N+1er Location By the beach, West Zummerzet 26 Oct 2011 #17,506 Be very careful if you ever meet Rapples, he'll try and tickle your fancy.
accountantpete OAP 26 Oct 2011 #17,507 Tosh never really recovered from the night he called Joan Bakewell a tart.
Toshiba Boy N+1er Location By the beach, West Zummerzet 26 Oct 2011 #17,508 accountantpete said: Tosh never really recovered from the night he called Joan Bakewell a tart. Click to expand... Especially as I was confronted with AP coming out of her room, with a wry grin and some crumbs on his face.
accountantpete said: Tosh never really recovered from the night he called Joan Bakewell a tart. Click to expand... Especially as I was confronted with AP coming out of her room, with a wry grin and some crumbs on his face.
colly Re member eR Location Leeds 26 Oct 2011 #17,509 Tosh was on his way in to see about offering a large dollop of cream.
Toshiba Boy N+1er Location By the beach, West Zummerzet 26 Oct 2011 #17,510 When the mood takes him, Colly is a double cream type of guy.
Toshiba Boy N+1er Location By the beach, West Zummerzet 26 Oct 2011 #17,512 AP uses so much body moisturising cream before he goes for a ride, that he has been known to fly right out of the saddle when he puts the hammer down.
AP uses so much body moisturising cream before he goes for a ride, that he has been known to fly right out of the saddle when he puts the hammer down.
Speicher Vice Admiral Moderator Location Next door to Mr Benn at No 54 26 Oct 2011 #17,513 Toshiba Boy frequently puts the hammer down but then has trouble remembering where he left it.
colly Re member eR Location Leeds 26 Oct 2011 #17,516 TVC also has pet names for his 'man bits' ...........Tom, Dick and Harriet.
T TVC Guest 26 Oct 2011 #17,517 After falling asleep under a sun lamp, Colly's genitals are now the colour of an Icelandic sunset.
accountantpete OAP 26 Oct 2011 #17,518 TVC can usually be found in the warm embrace of an Icelandic geyser.
colly Re member eR Location Leeds 26 Oct 2011 #17,520 TVC is wet through, he's in France and in Seine.