Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Worryingly, very worryingly, ACP fancies the little one out of the Krankies.

 

[Rapples]

Worryingly for colly he is the little one out of the Krankies

 

[TVC]

Rapples is Sandys leading Charles Hawtrey impersonator

 

[krushavik]

I,m sure I saw Rapples in Cracker Jack. He holds the record for dropping the first cabbage.

 

[colly]

Krushavik is the perfect gentleman, always shaving before eating cabbage.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly despises cabbage... inferior relation.

 

[colly]

Worryingly, very worryingly, Archie has a thing for Brussels Sprouts.

Sir Robert Baden-Powell would be appalled.

 

[TVC]

Colly can fit six woggles on his willy. That's why he is no longer a Scout Master

 

[colly]

TVC worries whether his woggle will or won't wave and wobble on Wednesday when he's wearing wool West of Wednesbury.

 

[Matthew_T]

Colly always thought that woggles were small furry creatures which lived under his bed. As a result, he worships them and brings them packets of McVities Chocolate Chip Digestives every 3 1/2 days.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Whereas Matt knows they lived under his garden shed.













I say lived, because an ill advised coat of Creosote on the shed spelled disaster for them, and Matt wasn't a Doctor or even a Vet, so was helpless as what to do!

He's still tormented by it now.

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB offered to put an insurance claim in for Matthew's family's emotional trauma.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie has been unable to insure his legs fully comp, he can only get 3rd party on them.

 

[Matthew_T]

Whereas Tosh has got 1st party, fire and theft on his legs.

 

[colly]

MT is superstitious, he won't ride under a ladder with a black cat on the 13th of the month without touching his head, throwing salt over his shoulder and turning round three times.

It's ruined his life.