Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher likes a little bit of tea with her sugar.

 

[colly]

Tosh is all sugar and spice and all things nice.

 

[Cheddar George]

Colly is cheesy, wheezy, bright and breezy.

 

[Matthew_T]

CG is thinking about himself again.

 

[Speicher]

Matthew T wants to know who has been snooping in his cupboards.

 

[colly]

Speicher aka Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard, when she got there the cupboard was bare. So she knitted it some smalls.

 

[TVC]

Little Jack Colly sat in the corner, where he stuck his thumb is best kept to himself.

 

[Archie_tect]

What's behind TVC is best kept covered up.

 

[TVC]

Archie is Kylie Minogue's bottom double.

 

[Speicher]

TVC decided to lower the speed limit on his street. The signs are now only three feet tall.

Joking apart, that might be a very good idea. People might be able to see the speed limit more easily.

 

[TVC]

Speicher's binocular vision means she can see a mouse's arse twitch at 2 miles, sadly she didn't see the three foot speed limit sign right in front of her. Get well soon Speicher.

 

[colly]

TVC wears a monocle doan'cha know old bean? What what?

 

[TVC]

Colly knows a Herringbone Tweed is the only thing to wear for a promenade in Roundhay Park.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie is Kylie Minogue's bottom double.

TVC is Sue Boyle's 'stunt bottom'

Colly knows a Herringbone Tweed is the only thing to wear for a promenade in Roundhay Park.

And, whilst nursing his injuries from the latest 'SuBo' concert, TVC has hit the nail on the head, with Colly agreeing: Herringbone is a CAPITAL idea, whilst Dog's Tooth is just so common it is quite ghastly!


Yes, yes, Colly is only too aware of the irony of that comment, and as such keeps his little canine gob shut as much as possible.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB's stuck for words again.