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Matthew_T

"Young and Ex-whippet"
Archie gets confused when he see's a banana, he eats the skin but leaves the insides.
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
Matt once got into a lot of trouble at the local Nudist camp during a body painting competition where the colour yellow was the theme.

He still claims to this day that it LOOKED like a banana and it was a mistake anyone could have made.
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
Every Sunday, Tosh often likes to go out with his mates and get tanked up on coffee and biscuits in the Vestry, and by 10.30(am), the din can be positively heard throughout the Parish!
 
MDB's already rehearsing hard for the forthcoming Christmas Carol season. His solo rendition of Little Town of Bethlehem has been known to make Grannies weep and grown men blub.

He's keeping his fingers (and legs) crossed, that puberty staves off for yet another year.
 

TVC

Guest
Tosh can't wait for Frome's Christmas lights to go up. Every year he heads for the town square and taunts the illuminated plastic Noddy.
 

colly

Re member eR
Location
Leeds
Wearing a big wig, lots of make up, bloomers, satin dress, exaggerated walk, some people say it's a pantomime dame ..............................all we know is , he's called TOSH.
 
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