Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

WJS sucked when he should have blown, and now has a nasty taste in his mouth.

 

[colly]

TVC flaps when he's blown.






















His Mrs thinks he should be used to it by now.

 

[accountantpete]

Sylvio Berlusconi once mistook colly for a young lady at a bunga bunga party.

 

[TVC]

Mort needs his hair washing, but it's another week before the mobile dog grooming parlour comes round his way aghain

 

[colly]

TVC is using his telephone voice again.

 

[accountantpete]

colly is also using his telephone voice - it's £5 a minute apparently

 

[Dayvo]

40 years after being a teenager, AP still has to go to bed at 9.00 on the dot.

 

[colly]

Dot Cotton looks forward to 9pm at AP's house.................according to Dayvo.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Dayvo's a Hedge Fund Manager, can't say any more as it's privet.

 

[accountantpete]

Threebikesmcginty's a merchant banker - or so I'm told.

 

[Speicher]

ACP has a very large banker in his back garden.





That is what happens when you live by a railway line with a steep incline.

 

[TVC]

Speicher should have been shunted off to a siding years ago.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC needs a beeching.

 

[colly]

Archie is pointless.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly's a sleeper for Russian Railways Intelligence Department.