Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cheddar George]

Tosh Luwig hasn't been wide awake since the late nineteen eighties.

 

[Speicher]

Lud was advised not to talk about Tosh's wig.


I will be editing my post.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Speicher doesn't use clothes pegs, just lots of owls.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mr P can count to 100 in 17 different languages, but not in English, how bizarre.

 

[TVC]

Spit or swallow, that's Mort's constant dilemma.....

















at the Thursday evening wine tasting club.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC knows when he's corked.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie prefers a good screw -















cap rather than cork.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort has a big nose.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Talking of wine, Archie would best be described as very dry with a slightly musty aroma.

 

[Archie_tect]

TB is very sweet.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort should not be approached, contact your nearest wildlife park and they'll come over and shoot him.

 

[TVC]

3BMCG has worn the same safari suit since 1973

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I did until TVC took the pith.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort has re-named his house McDonalds Outlet and Orange Mobile Phone Mast View.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Always up for a new challenge, AP is considering running for the job of Italian Prime Minister, should his lookalike finally "do one".