Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mr Phoebus]

TBM has just transferred his Gyles Brandreth collection from VHS to DVD.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

At six o'clock his mummy and daddy will come to take him home because he's a tired little Uncle Mort.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

At six o'clock this evening, 3BM will go and hide under his bed, because "that's the time the scary monsters come out".

 

[Matthew_T]

Tosh is the scary monster.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Uncle Mort lives in Nutwood, Nutwood City Limits. On highway number nineteen, the people keep the city clean.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mr Phoebus is lost in music, he's caught in a trap, no turning back, he's lost in music...

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort has got Marty Feldman eyes.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Pete has a Karl Malden nose.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mr P picked his nose



















from the large display case at his Plastic Surgeons clinic.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Toshiba boy picks his bottom












bracket up from his LBS tomorrow.

 

[accountantpete]

threebikesmcginty scratches his balls















pond road renovation lottery card with an old coin.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB's eyebrows follow the path of the sun throughout the day and drop off completely at night.

Uncle Mort's meet in the middle, and you know what they say about people like that, particularly when there is a full moon!

Tosh thwarts Uncle Mort's plans by following closely behind him and buying rearranging the fruit himself.

FTFY.

The only time AP has ever been arrested, was after the incident, late night shopping a couple of years ago, when he was "caught" in the otherwise deserted aisle 17, with nothing more than a tub of hair gel, a courgette and a wry smile.

Oddly enough, when I was in Asda last night, I was there buying a salad (I know, I know) and I looked up, to find a Police Woman watching me
No arrests were made though, partly because she a traffic cop and I didn't have a trolley for her to book, just a basket



Annyway, ACP likes to stroke his willy
















...... Wonka memorabilia from the original 1960s film lovingly!
Its very collectible you know, especially the rarely seen piece of piping Augustus Gloop actually got stuck in!

 

[TVC]

MBD likes to peep through curtains at women getting undressed. Why women get undressed in his front garden still puzzles him, but he's not about to spoil it by complaining.

 

[colly]

TVC rather enjoys Mad Doug pulling him while he is peeping.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

In this year's local carnival, Colly took part as Lady Godiva. Several people are still receiving counselling.