Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

AP uses too far much vaseline on his soft focus.

 

[colly]

A couple of nuns spotted Archie playing with his camera and one of them commented that he was trying to focus. Not if I can help it said the other.

 

[TVC]

Nuns on the Run remains Colly's favourite film, he has his own private screening every Wednesday evening.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC loves dressing up as Julie Andrews and running down the hill near his house, shouting 'The hills are alive with the sound of music...'

 

[Dayvo]

Whilst UM just thinks he's superior: Mother Superior, to be exact.

 

[colly]

Bit of a wimple is our Dayvo.

 

[Dayvo]

UM invented yodleing whilst playing cricket and batting without a box.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo has a pitch perfect castrato singing voice

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC is sure something's missing but he can't put his finger on it.

 

[TVC]

Archie was caught putting his finger on it, and that's why he's banned from the Church Socials.

 

[Dayvo]

For some reason, TVC only plays with his organ at church.

He's tone deaf and going blind at an alarming rate.

 

[colly]

Dayvo's mum and dad were Mr and Mrs Bates.

 

[uphillstruggler]

Thing about colly is, he is still onthe medication to prevent him posting lies about the poster above.

Looks like it ain't working.

 

[colly]

UHS is .................'King of the Mountains' and doesn't he look just so dashing in that spotted jersey?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort is a figment of Brian Cant's imagination