Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Uncle Mort got the hump when he was cast as the back end of the camel.

 

[Dayvo]

TB was in the back end of a camel once.

The tourist police in Egypt let him off with a caution but ordered him to pay for the camel's counselling for life.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo co-ordinates his clothing to his beverage.... he's looking forward to gallons of Tizer to see him through on Christmas Eve.

 

[Dayvo]

Trevor Eve is more AT's style.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo has a lot in common with Trevor Bayliss, they both do a lot of winding up.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC dressed his Christmas Tree this morning before getting himself ready for work.

Unfortunately, it was still dark and he was little hungover from the weekends excesses socialising, and left his Tree covered in his shirt, jacket and trousers.

Luckily for him, the red tinsel was just about long enough to cover his baubles and blushes.

 

[ACS]

TB is Bruce Springsteen's new sax player

 

[TVC]

ACS blew it.

 

[Michael Halliday]

TVC isn't really velvet, just some cheap synthetic velviline immitation.

 

[ACS]

MH once lived in a bottle bank, the thought it was smashing

IGMC

 

[Archie_tect]

ACS wanders the perimeter of Fife trying to find a way out that doesn't involve spending money.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie can't be doing with all this air-kissing and man-hugging so prevalent in the world of greeting other people nowadays.

He sticks to his own method, as he says, "If it's good enough for me dogs, it's good enough for me".

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh insists on washing his hands after meeting strangers.

 

[colly]

Archie has washday hands. Probably because he's a bit of an old scrubber.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly, still mentally scarred by Great Aunt Madge's whiskery kisses when he was a kid.