Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mr Phoebus]

TBM is always asking people if they can lend him a Tena.

 

[accountantpete]

Mr P certainly knows how to pad out a story.

 

[TVC]

Uncle Mort is certified organic.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort is may contain nuts.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP is waaaaaay past his "Best before date".

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh has reached that age in life where he has been "yellow stickered" and moved near the shop door.

 

[TVC]

George is ready to be picked up by the church charity for distribution to the needy.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC fills Charity bags with stuff that he is too lazy to take to the tip.

 

[TVC]

Pete has finished his Christmas shopping, he had to get up really early to nick the bags from outside Age Concern before the staff turned up.

 

[Kleban]

TVC remains convinced that a tomato is a vegetable

 

[TVC]

Kleban can't understand why chips don't count toward his three a day.


Firstly Kleban, it's five a day, and secondly, potatoes don't count as veg.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has not yet realised that potatoes do not count.

Nor can they spell.

 

[TVC]

When dining out, Speicher will only have a green salad to appear delicate and feminine. Behind closed doors it's Pringles and Dairy Milk all day.

 

[colly]

Uncle Mort is one of the original 'Bottom Inspectors'.

 

[Kleban]

Colly is learning to Scuba Dive in his bath tub ...