Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

On the fourth day of Christmas
CG sent to me
Four coloured buffs
Three track pumps
Two saddle bags
and a cartridge bearing BB assembly

[Edit: Ludvig is a Christmas rebeller]

 

[colly]

On the fourth day of Christmas
CG sent to me
Five carbon rims
Four coloured buffs
Three track pumps
Two saddle bags
and a cartridge bearing BB assembly

 

[Speicher]

On the sixth day of Christmas
CG sent to me
Six cable ties
Five carbon rims
Four coloured buffs
Three track pumps
Two saddle bags
and a cartridge bearing BB assembly

 

[TVC]

On the seventh day of Christmas,
Speicher sent to me
Seven rear mudguards
Six cable ties
Five carbon rims
Four coloured buffs
Three track pumps
Two saddle bags
and a cartridge bearing BB assembly

 

[colly]

On the seventh day of Christmas,
TVC sent to me
Eight red lights jumping
Seven rear mudguards
Six cable ties
Five carbon rims
Four coloured buffs
Three track pumps
Two saddle bags
and a cartridge bearing BB assembly

 

[Speicher]

On the ninth day of Christmas,
Colly sent to me
Nine spare tubes
Eight red lights jumping
Seven rear mudguards
Six cable ties
Five carbon rims
Four coloured buffs
Three track pumps
Two saddle bags
and a cartridge bearing BB assembly[/quote]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

On the tenth day of Christmas
Speicher sent to me
Ten gears a-clicking
Nine spare tubes
Eight red lights jumping
Seven rear mudguards
Six cable ties
Fiiiive carbon rims
Four coloured buffs
Three track pumps
Two saddle bags
and a cartridge bearring BB assembly....

 

[colly]

On the tenth day of Christmas
Tosh sent to me
Eleven links a breaking
Ten gears a-clicking
Nine spare tubes
Eight red lights jumping
Seven rear mudguards
Six cable ties
Fiiiive carbon rims
Four coloured buffs
Three track pumps
Two saddle bags
and a cartridge bearring BB assembly....

 

[Archie_tect]

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Colly sent to me
Twelve brakes a-binding
Eleven links a breaking
Ten gears a-clicking
Nine spare tubes
Eight red lights jumping
Seven rear mudguards
Six cable ties
Fiiiive carbon rims
Four coloured buffs
Three track pumps
Two saddle bags
and a cartridge bearring BB assembly....

...and a very Merry Christmas one and all!

 

[colly]

Archie never found the sixpence in the pudding.

 

[Speicher]

Colly knows what a bear ring is.
Cos Tosh told him!

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Speicher cant spell and lives next door to Mr Bean

 

[colly]

BoaB has a crush on Sean Bean.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly was returned to sender.

 

[colly]

No one was prepared to sign for Archie.