Post a lie about the poster above.

[Ludwig]

My Phoebus went to London hoping to see the old queen but ended up with an old queen

 

[accountantpete]

Ludwig is soooo Dave Channel.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP only watches BBC2.

 

[Speicher]

Tosh is an Egghead.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher once made the team for the Open University on TV's Unversity Challenge. She and her colleagues partied hard the night before, celebrating the start of their new found televisual fame.

Unfortuntely, they were seated on the "upper" deck, and she spent the whole quiz throwing up over the team from Oxford. Bamber was not amused.

She still can't hear the phrase "starter for ten" without feeling a little queasy.

 

[TVC]

Tosh still yearns for the chance to try for 'Bully's special prize'.

 

[colly]

TVC hardly ever 'opens the box' these days.

 

[accountantpete]

colly plays The Golden Shot in the loo - up a bit, left a bit, down a bit....

 

[Speicher]

ACP likes to Play his Cards Right in bed - higher higher, lower lower

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher prefers a P please Bob.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect's real name is Bernie, and he has the bolt.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher's a bit of a "one from the top, one from the bottom and the rest anywhere thanks Carol" type of girl.

 

[TVC]

Tosh is still lost in the Crystal Maze, his team mates never came back for him. Poor old Tosh.

 

[accountantpete]

There's a joke about TVC and Fort Boyard doing the rounds but the new software won't let me tell it.

 

[Archie_tect]

Time Team unearthed AP in 2001- he's never looked back.