Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie's really chuffed, he's got his new Prom Dress.

 

[accountantpete]

They call Uncle Mort - Mister Uncle Mort.

 

[Ludwig]

Rocky mountain is related to Sir Hugely Havering

 

[Archie_tect]

Ludwig has neither a van or a bait oven.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky has just arrived home to a mountainous pile of post shoved through the door.

 

[colly]

ACP the doyenne of all things slinky.

 

[Speicher]

Rockymountain is fascinated by his slinky going down the stairs.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher has a strobe light in the loo.

 

[colly]

ACP has no need of strobe lights. He does his own flashing.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky's computer has been cyclo-raped again

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie hacked into Rocky's computer system so that he could watch his reaction to the news above captured on the webcam.

Mr Tect is currently in his local psychiatric ward for therapy and rehabilitation after admitting himself earlier.

 

[Archie_tect]

After dropping out of a plane at 5000 feet, Mort invented a well known phrase or saying.

 

[accountantpete]

In every shop he goes into, Rocky is referred to as ITMA.

 

[colly]

Julian and Sandy are mates of Archie.

 

[postman]

Colly got arrested last night.During the Coventry v Leeds game.He was spotted putting his Leeds United seaon ticket INTO a blokes coat pocket.