Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Those Italian customs men won't be so eager to check my case next time... [it comes up next Tuesday].

Rocky smells of Mr Sheen.

 

[marafi]

Archie is from the big bang theory.

 

[colly]

Marafi has a theory, it's one of a brace of theories.

 

[Speicher]

Colly has a cold. He finds Honey makes him feel better. She is a very good nurse.

 

[colly]

Mort wishes he were scoffing something belonging to The Owl Woman.












Cake.

 

[Ludwig]

Rockymountain stole a gate. The judge asked for 150 fences to be taken into consideration

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Ludwig's been feeling a little "horse" again. Naughty boy.

 

[accountantpete]

When seagulls follow Tosh, it is because of the sardines falling out of his trouser pockets.

 

[colly]

ACP trains slugs to tickle his fancy.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly, still got that flea in his ear.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Tosh has got fiddler crabs. He's lovin' it.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Mort caused great offence to Jeremy Beadle when he asked the audience to give him a big hand.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mr P's "Full Monty" inspired 2012 Calendar, remains unsold. .. and he was so proud of it, particularly April and September.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh's job as the local town crier ended when he dropped a clanger.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Pete has had to recall all of his 2012 calenders. He forgot to put the leap-year in February.