Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Mort dreams of nibbling a prince's Chocolate Hobnob.

 

[colly]

Mort likes to go out on a limb occasionally.

 

[accountantpete]

colly is the neighbourhood Ju-Ju man for East Grinstead Drive.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort's The Big Cheese at his local deli counter.

 

[Archie_tect]

3BMcG's the 'King of the Hill' in Norwich.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie thinks that Norwich stands for Nuttella on ryebread when I come home.

 

[Cheddar George]

Pete obtains his Nutella by buying Ferrero Rocher and cracking them open like eggs. He says it tastes better than the stuff out of jars.

 

[Archie_tect]

[If AP thinks I'm getting his Nuttella out he can think again...]

CG wonders if the light really goes off when he closes the fridge door.

 

[Ludwig]

Archie-tect has offered to donate his body to help with mamil research

 

[Dayvo]

Not content with just shaving his legs and arms, UM plucks his eye-brows, giving him maximum aero-dynamicity!

 

[Dayvo]

Not content with just shaving his legs and arms, UM plucks his eye-brows, giving him maximum aero-dynamicity!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Although Dayvo says he's holidaying in Goa he's actually holed up in a rented room above a dry-cleaners in Swindon.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

3BM can read people like a book. Trouble is, once he's picked one up, he finds he can't put them down again until he's finished. Bit awkward.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh is a bit dog-eared.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP has 3 cauliflower ears.