Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mr Phoebus]

It was Professor Pete, in the lounge, with the candlestick.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky only uses the black squares.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Archie is a Chess fanatic. He adores "I Know Him so Well"

 

[TVC]

Mr P collects photos of builders cracks.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

TVC always has a packet of Hob-Nobs handy in case Jehovah's Witnesses call round.

 

[TVC]

When Mr P calls at the Jehovah's Witnesses house, they hide behind the sofa until he goes.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Rocky thinks that bananananas contain tarantula eggs.

 

[Speicher]

Mr Phoebus has very spidery handwriting.

 

[TVC]

We all get tangled up in Speicher's web eventually.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky has kept his knock knees as the doctor said they would open doors for him later in life.

 

[Speicher]

ACP has a large knob on his front door.

 

[colly]

Speicher's back door blows open with the wind.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly's back door is like a pair of saloon doors in a cowboy film. It'll open for anyone, especially if you have a big gun.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug is known locally as Billy The Skid.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky still can't get over the fact that Elton John is with that guy David, and not HIM!