Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Mr P is so tight only dogs can hear him fart.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

When Rocky wakes up and stretches his arms you can hear the bionic noise effect.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Cheers Rocky, it would have been a bit difficult for him to explain when the new owners decide to build a fish pond.

Rocky Mr P, the most prolific contibutor to the local paper's agony aunt column.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Tosh plays piano on John Cage's 4'33.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Sheep May Safely Graze now that Rocky's moved to The Big Smoke.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

In Peter and the Wolf, Rocky is represented by the kazoo.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

After 17 years of music study, Mr P has secured a position with the City of Birmingham Symphony Ochestra. He's so chuffed, especially as he's managed to secure his favoured position as first triangle player....Ting!

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky plays with baboons

 

[Toshiba Boy]

While Rocky was caught playing with the Baboon. The Mozambique authorities threw him out the country.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Andy_R does not have the same weird thought processes as me.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Tosh is always passing by other cyclists on his commute.
He likes to say to them in a Duncan Norvelle voice "chase me".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mr P still fondly remembers his old commute taking in Bennetts Hill in Birmingham City Centre. On the 13th May 1983 he turned the corner at the traffic lights with 3 other riders, and managed to get to the top first. Ahh, the sweet taste of victory.

He's worn the same early 1980's Polka Dot jersey in commemration of this "great feat" ever since.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Tosh loves cycling in his Brian Jones sunglasses, plus they give passing motorists a good laff.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Rather than admit his excruciatingly painful saddle is the cause of his wide and painful gait.
Rocky swears it's down to alien abduction and deep probing.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mr P swears he's had a close encounter of the third kind...but that's Birmingham night clubs for you.