Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Mr P likes a good head










on his pint of beer.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Pete's getting bitter.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

When asked whether he's a glass half full or half empty type of person, Mr P Rocky always says "right down the middle, that's me, tend to get splinters in me ar*e".

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Tosh is so exited at the moment. Everything is Diamond Jubilee this, Diamond Jubilee that.

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky gets doubly excited in half the time that Mr P does. He's like a small boy with a tube of blue smarties.

 

[TVC]

Andy's not half wrong.

 

[TVC]

It's just a question of mind over matter. I don't mind, and RM doesn't matter.

 

[Rapples]

Rockymountain TVC ain't half right, he's a pair

 

[accountantpete]

Rapples is an au pair.

 

[Rapples]

Only for accountantpete

 

[Rapples]

Rocky thinks he's made of Orleans, he's just an arch though

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

rocky is a quality control inspector for McDonalds

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky like Johnny Craddock has one great love in his life.

 

[colly]

Rocky has dough nuts.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When guests come round, one of Rocky's party tricks is to tuck his nuts and a certain other part between his legs so that he looks like a girl.

Oddly enough, he doesn't get many visitors these days...