Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rapples]

Rapples can't type quickly to save his life. Even if he could he has to correct so many spellings someone else always gets in before him

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rapples can type at the speed of light

Rapples posts his messages.

 

[colly]

Andy is a cue jumper.






A bit like Alex Higgins.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug spends his spare cash on Flying Saucers.

 

[Andy_R]

Colly has a cute jumper



A bit like Giles Brandreth

 

[accountantpete]

Andy is chalking his tip.

 

[Andy_R]

AP never uses the edit button

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I won't say what Andy likes to do with a snooker cue, but needless to say is it just a bit blue

 

[Andy_R]

You know what MDB likes to do down at the snooker hall to the barmaid? He likes to poker face

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker has a match to look forward to tonight.








His face and the barmaid's bum.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug Biker has a match to look forward to tonight.


His face and the barmaid's bum.

I know! It won't just be your bum either Speicher!

 

[colly]

Speicher's local is The Queen's Legs. They're always open.

 

[Speicher]

Colly is sometimes found in the Farmers' Arms.

 

[Rapples]

Speicher loves the Wurzels, she's a cider drinker

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rapples has a brand new combine harvester and he'll give you the key