Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy_R]

Rocky marched his men to the top of the hill, then marched them down again.

 

[TVC]

Andy is often only half way up.

 

[Dayvo]

Andy R doesn't order soldiers uphill, just gardeners.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC is half wit and half witout.

 

[Dayvo]

RM just sat there and saw.

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky forgot to drop his britches when he went for a s*it. Luckily, it was just wind.

 

[colly]

Andy is Mad Dougs long lost son.

 

[Andy_R]

colly is MDB's long lost gran

 

[Dayvo]

Andy R has long been lost.

 

[Andy_R]

Dayvo had his finger in Bilbo's ring













Luckily no-one could see him at the time.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo has never been lost but then it's a small village and not much happens on Fridays.

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky is a bus spotter. He sits at the bus stop on the number 65 route and takes down the number of each bus. It's a bit monotonous as he hasn't quite got the hang of it...65....65....65....65....65....65....65 is the entry for today in his little notebook

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky is the Rootmaster.

 

[Andy_R]

Ap likes to root around in his drawers. He bears an uncanny resemblance to Jimmy Nail, standing there with his hands in his pants.

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky tried the David Dickinson look for a while, but, to be honest, he looked more like Dale Winton.