Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Rocky is happy that wrinkles are in this year.

 

[TVC]

Mort has all his own hair - most of it is stuck to the plug hole though.

 

[Hover Fly]

Sockyfountain would have had a bath before he came, but some rotten sod has pinched the bucket from the village well, again!!

 

[TVC]

** Old Joke Alert **

HF is known as the town drunk. Not so bad, except he lives in Paris.

 

[Archie_tect]

I think TVC just said that it's particularly nasty weather!

 

[accountantpete]

Archie is known as the village idiot. Not so bad, except he lives in Paris.

 

[Speicher]

ACP lives in Paris,






Texas

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher's favourite spot is the Left Bank
















of the River Severn.

 

[TVC]

When playing for his local football team, Pete was always chosen to be right back.








Right back in the changing room

 

[Speicher]

TVC was always left back
















in the changing rooms.

We do not want to know what TVC and Pete did together in the changing rooms.

 

[Hover Fly]

Speicher was left behind as the coach departed.

 

[Speicher]

Hover Fly did that deliberately.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I'm not saying that Rocky is thick, but he thinks that The Culture Secrtary has something to do with yoghurt.

 

[marafi]

Drives a BMX bike. ^

 

[colly]

Marafi saw a sausage roll










off the plate.