Post a lie about the poster above.

[byegad]

Ludwig is not related to Beethoven, but is related to Handel.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky must have a split personality as the neighbours say he is invariably Brahms and Liszt.

 

[Andy_R]

AP has got a liszt of names in his little black book. Miss Brahms and Captain Peacock have already been ticked off. Miss Brahms got a 6 we hear, whilst the Captain got a heady 10.

 

[colly]

Rocky of course would be coming into her ample collapsing frame.

 

[TVC]

Colly never knows if he's coming, going or been.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

In homage to Rick Mayal in The Young Ones, Rocky once tried to commit suicide by overdosing on laxatives.

He lost 3 stone, but was still alive by the end.

 

[accountantpete]

MDB was fired from his fairground job on the Hook a Duck stall after he got bored with the usual sales patter.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

What ACP can do with a Mae West and a tub of Vaseline has gone down in infamy in Afk, wherever that is.

 

[marafi]

^ Has eaten goat's tongue. Its a cuisine in some countries!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After my post in another thread, Rocky is about to set up shop selling tap water to the French.

 

[Andy_R]

MDB tried to learn tap dancing without a safety net or an instructor. His choice of "La Marseillaise" as his signature tune was....entertaining, shall we say.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy appeared on Eurotrash once. It isn't recorded what for.

 

[Andy_R]

MDB knows exactly what the gay Daleks were getting up to. He's even got souvenier photos to prove it.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB knows exactly what the gay Daleks were getting up to. He's even got souvenier photos to prove it.

Oh yes, I'd love to ride on one ANY day!!

Andy has a signed picture of Pepe and Popo, the two cardboard giraffes.

 

[Andy_R]

MDB has been cautioned by the Police about his behaviour with Finger Mouse.