Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Alda Alda once met Speicher at a Butlin's holiday camp (Minehead, I believe) and based the character 'Hotlips' on her.

Dayvo does not know that the actor's name is Alan Alda.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher is having pie and M*A*S*H for tea.

 

[Dayvo]

AP's having a large pink gin right now. Not that he likes gin, but pink is his favourite colour.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo would never drink and drive. It spills too much.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky is dreaming of dressing up as Ena Sharples with hairnet - a thought which has set both his and Archie's pulse racing.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP is confusing Ena with Minny Cauldwell.

 

[Archie_tect]

Archie has just heard that Grace Archer has died......

What? No!
Rocky'll be telling us next that Bamber Gascoigne's retiring from University Challenge.

 

[Dayvo]

Unlike the rest of the population who cried at the scene , AT actually stood up and cheered when Bambi's mum was shot by a hunter.

'Bloody good shot' wasn't the kind of thing an 11-year-old is expected to say in a packed cinema..

 

[Archie_tect]

Unbeknown to Rocky, Dayvo played both parts and would often be caught talking animatedly to himself in the make-up mirror.

 

[TVC]

Archie has reached a crossroads in his life.

 

[Speicher]

When out on his favourite ride, on reaching Bowburry on Marsh junction, TVC takes the fork off to the right.

Edit: I do not know where Uncle Mort forks off to on his favourite ride.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC has found his station in life -the Leicester Gateway Service Station to be precise.

 

[TVC]

Pete has been a very naught boy, and he knows it.

 

[TVC]

TVC is not off to watch the Tour Series in Peterborough today, and Speicher does not have any interest in seeing any photos he may take of young, fit, sweaty men in tight lycra.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has not forgotten that this thread is where you do not post lies about things that people won't like.

Btw, they do not need to be young or sweaty. How old is Fabian Cancellara?