Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cheddar George]

The nation is shocked to hear of Archies decision to make himself unavailable for all future one day tiddly wink matches, he will of course play on in the 5 day test match format.

 

[Speicher]

Cheddar George often has forty winks after lunch.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher's got her Coracle all ready for the Queen's Flotilla at the weekend.

 

[TVC]

Tosh has been watching Trenton, and it's given him an idea for the flotilla.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort is spending the extended Bank Holiday in Tortfeasance.

 

[TVC]

Pete has been at the Readers Digest 'Enrich your word power' section again.

 

[Speicher]

TVC prefers the "Medicine is the best laughter" section.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher suffers from Readers Indigestion.

 

[colly]

ACP is getting his Jubbly celebrations ready tonight.

 

[TVC]

Colly's union jack y-fronts are washed, ironed, and ready for the party.

 

[Melonfish]

Despite their best efforts TVC's Attempt to win the 'Worlds worst bacne' trophy was scuppered at the last minute when during a random screening they discovered that TVC had been using a performance enhancing substance known as Bacon fat.

 

[Archie_tect]

Melonfish has been talking to them again.

 

[Dayvo]

AT isn't mad at all: he just ignores all the voices he hears in his head. He does have trouble with Sanna, though, on the 0800 nos.

 

[TVC]

The voices in Dayvo's head are the only company he has.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC thinks it's Chico time.