Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

After completing the second leg of LEJOGLE, Rocky finds he has no legs left.

 

[Speicher]

As Rocky was going to St Ives, he met a man who had seven wives.

 

[TVC]

Being middle class and living in Cambridgeshire, Speicher is a member of the Chatteris class.


Welcome back RM and congratulations. I bet you'll be rubbing cream into it for weeks.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky is Big Leggy

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP would LOVE to rub the cream into Rocky's legs!

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Dog Barker has been running around Dumbarton with an ice cream cornet in his hand pretending to be an Olympic Torch bearer.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort is a big name in Topiary porn

 

[Dayvo]

AP likes to hedge his bets.

 

[Herr-B]

Dayvo stashes all his cash under a privet bush. He now calls himself a hedge-fund manager.

 

[Herr-B]

I will grow my hair like Samson, and RM had offered to be my Delilah.

I obviously declined.

 

[TVC]

RM managed to drink Shane McGowan under the table, and still went on for a kebab.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC once almost drank Oliver Reed under the table.

 

[TVC]

Pete couldn't beat Una Stubbs in a drinking competition.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky's First Thing In The Morning look is worse than Cherie Blair.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky has thrown his saddle towards the back of the garage.


He refuses to go pony trekking with Mrs Rocky ever again.