Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Rockys legs don't quite reach the ground.

 

[postman]

Colly has a collection of shirts belonging to Gladstone Small England bowler.He wants Rockymountain to have them.

 

[Cubist]

Postman performs the Haka to the neighbours before every ride. Three weeks in and they stopped smiling on Monday.

 

[Hover Fly]

Every Saturday morning Cubist rides up to postman's door and knocks on it, when postman answers Cubist moons him and rides off giggling to himself.

 

[colly]

Hoverfly is a moon raker.

 

[Nihal]

Colly thinks he could be MDBs James Bonds sidekick

 

[Ludwig]

Nihal phoned me up a few minutes ago asking if I wanted to change my electricity supply

 

[Nihal]

Ludwig's wig fell off when i electrocuted him...............luckily,nothing else fell off

 

[colly]

Nihal is knee high.

 

[TVC]

Colly's knees are on backwards.

 

[colly]

Over, under, sideways, down, backwards, forwards, square or round. Rocky never gives his Mrs a break.

 

[Nihal]

Rocky is really a sane person who trys to blend in with the others

 

[TVC]

Nihal wouldn't thank me for revealing that he wears stockings and suspenders to bed.

 

[Nihal]

Velvet Curtain tried bib shorts,only to find his size was not there......................he is too small

 

[Nihal]

Uncle Mort has a problem with pyjamas,they slip and fall down when he's in bed