Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

I dare anyone to say anything at all whatsoever aboutt mme doubbling upp on doughhnutts.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher is currently having a stroke

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher actually hates doughnuts, dislikes Tyrrells crisps, and her aversion to Snickers bars is legendary.

MDB is enjoying it immensely.

 

[Speicher]

TheDoctor wasn't right the first time.

Sploosh - oh dear TheDoctor has fallen in the canal again.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher is playing 'One thread to the tune of another'
Except that isn't actually a lie.
Speicher is roosting in a pine tree. And MDB is at the end of my garden.

 

[colly]

The Doctor's garden is a haven for lunatic gnomes. Along with MDB there is a female gnome called Anne who is convinced she is The Isle of Wight.

 

[postman]

Colly is walking round his office,with a stamp stuck to his forehead.Someone told him he was a first class bloke.

 

[accountantpete]

Postmn got told off at work today about a missing letter.

 

[postman]

accountantpete had some explaining to do when a french letter was found in his jacket pocket.

 

[Hover Fly]

Postman can't wait for the Brussels sprout season to start so he can start eating again.

 

[colly]

Rocky is feeling Happy.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly wears polka dot pyjamas, swears that they help him climb into bed each night.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

When it comes to night-time headgear, UM's more of a flat cap man, fits in nicely with t'whippets that share his bed.

 

[Herr-B]

RM never sleeps, he's awake constantly trying to figure out the next lie.

 

[accountantpete]

Herr-B sleeps standing up as he doesn't like to lie.