Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Archie Speicher upsets every one at the pool because she insists on doing widths.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC specialises in downs.

 

[Dayvo]

AT is a warlock and specialises in warts and crosses.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo wants to be a Morlock but finding the time isn't easy.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay has the time, if you have the money.

 

[TVC]

Archie knows that 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

 

[colly]

Rocky doesn't understand Y mathematicians are always trying to find their X.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay knows it's actually 25.8069754
Colly prefers ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[TVC]

Archie's interest in maths ended when he realised they weren't talking about that kind of pie.

 

[colly]

Rocky is rumoured to come from Norfolk, something to do with having 24 fingers and toes.

 

[colly]

Rocky .....half man ...half tripod

 

[Dayvo]

Colly: half man, half dog, half-wit.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay looked round, but I don't think he saw us.

 

[colly]

Every morning, and before he goes to bed, Rocky Archie cleans his tooth.

 

[colly]

It takes Colly three hours to get ready for bed....he takes out his teeth, he removes his wig, he takes out his glass eye, he unscrews his false leg and then it's time for bed. You'll often hear Colly complain that he's only half the man he used to be.

Yes, yes and when I ask the mrs if she wants any she says ''Ok throw it over here''

On a bad day Rocky will be able to function well. On a good day he will leave us in peace.