Post a lie about the poster above.

[Nihal]

MDB actually stands for "Michael (the) Dirty(as in un-hygenic,nothing else) Baker"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Nihal actually stands for......

Necessary In Highheels And Lipstick

 

[Nihal]

MDB like to carry lipstick around.............he uses it instead of his pen,,..........for autographing,of course

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Nihal still cherrishes that mirror I signed for him

 

[Browser]

MDB has mirrors over his bed so he can check out his 'cycling muscles' whilst in repose.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has mirrors over his bed so he can check out his 'cycling muscles' whilst in repose.

Whereas Browser has them so he can admire his lovely bum, the kinky sod!

 

[colly]

MDB never makes bum comments at any time.

 

[Nihal]

Colly doesnt like bum........oops, i meant gum

 

[Browser]

Whereas Browser has them so he can admire his lovely bum, the kinky sod!

So that was you peering in the window the other night!! You'll have to tell me next time, I'll leave the curtains further open

 

[Browser]

Whereas Browser has them so he can admire his lovely bum, the kinky sod!

So that was you peering in the window the other night!! You'll have to tell me next time, I'll leave the curtains further open

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

So that was you peering in the window the other night!! You'll have to tell me next time, I'll leave the curtains further open

Browser makes a bum comment twice. One for each cheek.



......And yes...... Actually.... Next time, just leave the door open!

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug is the new presenter of the BBC programme Rogue Reporters.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Uncle Mort has been the subject of a Crimewatch Photofit before.

They never found him.

 

[colly]

Pahand ah pahand get ur plums ere, luverly plums, pahand a pahand.

UM's favourite way of announcing his arrival back home

 

[Cheddar George]

Colly works for the marketing department of a large media company ........... Eeeevenin Stannit, Git Yuuuuur Eeeevenin Stannit !!