Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy_R]

CG is going to relay

























his patio

 

[Speicher]

Andy does not understand why he has to pay to see the Free Style swimming events.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky is nervous about the verdict in the tennis court.

 

[colly]

As he smashes an axe through the door and grins maniacally saying ''Heeeere's Rocky''

Mrs Rocky just sighs wearily and reaches for Rocky's medication yet again.

 

[accountantpete]

colly does exactly what it says on the tin - don't let him near the Flash!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly's AP's dropped the baton again.

The orchestra have no idea what to do next.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

The press keep reporting that the identity of the person chosen to light the Olympic flame is still secret, but all I can say is that no one has seen our Rocky for a while.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort has a career as a careers officers careers guidance counsellor.

 

[colly]

You buy one. You get one free. I say, You by one you get one free.

Rocky's attempt to sell himself in the SAGA 'Lonely Hearts' column.

Didn't work. Well I never thought it would

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky likes to spread himself all over town.

The council have asked him repeatedly to stop it and are about to take legal action against him.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay answered an advert in the SAGA magazine... his stair lift's being fitted on Tuesday.

 

[colly]

Archie has Stannah on speed dial

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly didn't even have to have a medical for his SAGA assurance policy, but he still got the free pen... though he didn't disclose his pre-existing condition.

 

[TVC]

At the British Medical Council they mention Rocky's name in hushed tones, followed by barely disguised giggles.

 

[colly]

TVC can't make up his mind. First dragged one way, then the other, then back again.