Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay has a drink problem which he's working to remedy... he spills most of it.

 

[Dayvo]

AT drinks like a fish.

He's got one of those silly sucking/gulping movements, due to the shape of his one 360 degree lip.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky once went on the wagon














to fetch 3 crates of beer.

 

[Dayvo]

AP likes to eat wagon wheels.

Well, if Mr. Mange Tout can eat glass and metal, he can eat wood.

 

[TVC]

Mr. Mange Tout can eat glass and metal, however, he refuses to touch Dayvo's home cooked 'signature dish'.

 

[Dayvo]

Lou Bega's 'Mambo No. 5' is nothing compared to 'TVC's No. 2.'

 

[TVC]

Dayvo bought a copy of '50 Shades of Grey' just so he could remove the dust jacket and wrap it round the latest issue of Razzle, allowing him to read it on the bus.

 

[Speicher]

TVC won a cycling road race today, by a nose.



His nose was first over the line, followed by the rest of him about three seconds later.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher can tell her arse from her elbow.

 

[Speicher]

Mocky Roundtin has just found a left-over doughnut in the fridge.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort has retired from being a babe magnet and is now a fridge magnet.

 

[Speicher]

Uncle Mort has retired from being a babe magnet and is now a fridge magnet.

How can I put this politely? What on earth has Uncle Mort got on the front of his fridge?

 

[Speicher]

Rocky went to the Mars Bar last night. He keeps them at the back of the fridge.

 

[Cheddar George]

SMEG

 

[Cheddar George]

Speicher has a chest freezer.

It's all about timing.