Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

30 seconds is a very long time for Pete

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete would like to leave now but he's misplaced his flouncing trousers.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie was so jealous of the younger and higher flying flouncee that he has posted some highly derogatory graffiti about him in the CC toilets.

 

[TVC]

Pete is often found hanging round the CC toilets 'just in case'.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC always blames the spray from the urinal when exiting the CC toilet.

 

[Drago]

accountanpete fits a watering can nozzle to his winky before gracing the execuctive lavvies at the Cyclechat offices.

 

[TVC]

Watering can nozzles are too loose to stay on Drago's

 

[accountantpete]

TVC knows a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

 

[TVC]

When God was handing out noses, Pete thought he said roses and asked for a big red one.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay has turned digital... he comes and goes but isn't stable when he's out in the countryside.

 

[accountantpete]

Having been forced to listen to Radio Luxembourg as an infant, Archie actually speaks with a voice that is really loud but then trails off to near silence and then comes back loud again.

 

[Archie_tect]

^^ I'm sure he's a fine man, but he did go on a bit.... thankfully we don't see him around much these days... and as for Wogan.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky is really posting from a dingy little B&B in Cleethorpes.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay, fighting the flab... non, nom, nom.
[Shouldn't you be fast asleep by now?]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie....one step beyond.