Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

Colly wobbles but he doesn't fall down.

 

[TVC]

In Dayvo's world, it's always somebody else's round.

 

[colly]

It has been said before but TVC is a Snecklifter.

 

[postman]

Colly went to see his Doctor,please repeat 100 times.A E I O U, Well after twenty mins,Colly lost it and started to rant and rave.That's it said the Doctor,i know what is wrong.You have

Irritable vowel syndrome.

I'll get my own coat.

 

[colly]

Postman has LOTS of coats.

 

[mark st1]

Colly likes to sit on all fours at his letterbox waiting for the postman to put the letters through his door so he can grab them in an excitable fashion whilst wagging his tail WOOF WOOF !

 

[Archie_tect]

mark just likes having his ears tickled.

 

[Ludwig]

Archietect went to B & Q because he needed a new power ballad

 

[accountantpete]

Ludwig went to B&Q because he needed a plug for his latest record.

 

[Cheddar George]

Pete was beside himself with rage when read the short list for the Booker prize ........ will his talent ever be recognised ?

 

[Archie_tect]

CG is often beside himself... you're never alone with schizophrenia.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

"Whoops" (teach me to start a reply, go away for a 20 min telephone conversation and then complete it!) ... AP Archie went to B&Q for two missing keys on his WERTYUIOP keyboard.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh is a call centre employee for a "You have won £5 - phone 12345678 to claim it" type company.















calls cost £2 per minute - you must have the bill payers permission.

 

[Cheddar George]

Pete only participates in this thread because he was told that incredible bad luck would befall him if he broke the chain.

 

[Dayvo]

Wind is the only thing CG breaks.