Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Archies soap-box racer looks great apart from the FAIRY packaging at the rear.

 

[Nihal]

Archie just poured cement on his foot

 

[Nihal]

Rocky favourite saying is "what ever you try to roll up,it will ALWAYS roll down"

 

[accountantpete]

Nihal is India's largest importer of King Size Rizla papers and the packets all have little bits torn away - what is going on we ask?

 

[Nihal]

Mort could never handle Rocky's life size model

 

[colly]

Nihal would welcome the chance to handle a model.

 

[Nihal]

Colly once went rampwalking........thats why Victoria keeps a secret.

 

[Archie_tect]

What Rickaay knows about Nihal's "geography field-trips" is best kept under wraps.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie's geography field trips always ended up studying the sedimentary layers at the bottom of a bottle.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort has a corkscrew hidden in a secret compartment in the heel of his shoe.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort has a pickle jar for preserving important things.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie's great granddad had a saying "a pickled egg a day keeps the flys away".

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete's still retching after trying one of his water-glass eggs...

 

[colly]

Morts left eyebrow goes on holiday to Camber Sands for a week every year.

 

[Dayvo]

Colly's only got one eyebrow: it goes from ear to ear and is quite house-trained.