Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Dayvo has lost his mojo.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has been taken to the cleaners.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky sticks doggedly to his contract. He does not paws for more than half an hour for lunch.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky attended a woof school.

 

[TVC]

Pete is looking a bit ruff.

 

[Cheddar George]

They call him Rocky because he is pink, sticky and popular with holiday makers.

 

[colly]

Worryingly, CG knows the way to the shepherds bush.

 

[Dayvo]

Colly knows the way to Shepherd's bush and Shepherd is mightily worried.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo knows the way to Amarillo.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaasy is partial to a drop of port in a storm.

 

[colly]

Archie likes a storm in his tea cup.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly often finds a prawn in his.

 

[TVC]

Archie likes to dress up like Airforce Amy on the weekend.

 

[TVC]

Rocky's regular visits to The Bunny Ranch are causing havoc with his bank balance.

 

[Davehateshills]

TVC has mystical powers but doesn't know how to control them. They just come out like "Phhhhhhhh"