Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Pete is often sent home with a flea in his ear...

 

[Cheddar George]

Archie has a flea in his ear, ants in his pants and a frog in his throat.

 

[accountantpete]

Cheddar George's adam's apple is gentically linked to a modern Granny Smith.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete's has an orange pip in.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

By all accounts, when she was a young lass, Archie's Granny Smith was somewhat tasty.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mort once had a bath, never again.

 

[Dayvo]

TB went to Bath once: he heard the food shop there was something special.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh once had a right dressing down and slippers.

 

[colly]

Rocky was going to be named 'Behind the Bike Sheds'. Common sense prevailed though.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly, often mistaken as a soft Southerner.

 

[Dayvo]

TB isn't drunk: he just looks and behaves like it, naturally.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay is the road to ruin....
Rocky Road to Ruin - All the Young Dudes (Mott the Hoople cover ...

 

[accountantpete]

In America all bottles of alcohol have a warning photo on the back - Archie is one of the featured wrecks.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP's falsetto singing voice, often causes much amusement at rugby and football matches.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay, formerly known as Sue, how do you do!