Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Archie is stalking a deer.






The RSPCA have been told.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly has Songs Of Praise on series record on his digital box. He never watches it, but being able to say it without lying keeps the Jehovah's Witnesses at bay.

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB's never met a JW he didn't like.... diced and casseroled with shallots and button mushrooms in a red wine jus.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie thinks that Budhists are those plants Butterflies like.

 

[Cheddar George]

Mad Doug can't believe it's not buddha.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug can't believe it's not buddha.

Cheddar really wants to try that game they play up north which is like glorified hockey, Shinto.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB, starts each day with a bit of Shakespeare. Today, he's "once more unto the breach...." The neighbours just ignore it.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh looks in the mirror and exclaims - "Out damned spot"

 

[colly]

ACP knows what the matter is.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mort was the first person in history to use a public toilet. He wasn't meant to be, but after a session in the pub, he was bursting so much that he barged past the official opening commitee, including Thomas Crappper, and entered a cubicle before anyone could do anything

 

[Cheddar George]

Mad Doug does not realise that trough urinals are meant to be used by more than one person at a time. He is often heard shouting "back off and wait yer turn, i ain't finished yet !"

 

[accountantpete]

Cheddar George has an extra large Scotch bottle full of coins he has collected from the troughs of urinals in his lifetime.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP tells people not to be afraid ye who walk through the trough of despair

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB can speak twenty-four Armenian dialects.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB can speak twenty-four Armenian dialects.

Archie is fluent in Alsation.















.....Colly has been pestering him to help him learn for years as he has been wanting to see off those pesky German Shepherds next door for FAR too long. A bark and a threatening growl just doesn't cut it any more you see.