Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

I don't even want to think about the slippery slope Mort's on!

 

[defy-one]

Dayvo loves to talk dirty

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Defy didn't get the nickname 'Ace Rimmer' at public school for nothing you know.

It wouldn't have been so bad, but he was the teacher.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mort actually does have a Shi*zu/Bulldog cross.

 

[Davehateshills]

MDB is actually Mad Dog Bicker - he can be seen most days chasing his tail!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Actually, that's true, I do!

Anyway, being a newly outed Lib Dem, Dave has a signed poster of Danny Alexander on his bedroom wall

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB still gazes dreamily at his Bay City Rollers poster... sigh.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dave has been meaning to get his eyesight checked for some months now.
Edit: Il a disparu! Ou est Dave?

 

[colly]

Archie's jumper is unravelling. What a knit.

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB's organised a stitch-up.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB's organised a stitch-up.

At the last BeetleDrive, Archie's trousers burst as he bent over to pick up something.

Unfortunately it was right in front of the Vicar and his wife and they are said to have not been quite the same ever since.

 

[Archie_tect]

Archie's an idiot... oh, I give up.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie is moving to a village.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

[QUOTE 2078791, member: 259"]Archie thinks this thread is called Post a lie about the poster fourth above.[/quote]

Archie don't know what Mort means by that

 

[Dayvo]

AP is trying to start his own Village People tribute band.